Me: Excuse me. You know you are not suppose to mix the items.
Guy: (smiling with fake surprise look) Oh really? I didn't know ( Scoop scoop)
Me: Yeah. They all have different unit prices. But I guess you already knew that. (cheesy smile)
Guy: Yeah I guess I should pick an average unit price to make it fair.
Me: (roll eyes)
Then I snatch my dried cranberries off the scale and head back down the isle. I see him through out the store with his stolen items. I try not to shoot him a dirty look and he tries not to make eye contact with me.
I understand that gas prices are up and that makes food go up. But COME ON!!!! By Paying 2.99 a lb for your 8.99 a lb item will eventually make all items go up more!!!
I should have said:
I hope you can sleep tonight knowing that some one else knows that you are cheating the grocery store.
I am a secret shopper for the grocery store. Smile you too are on camera!
I would pay for that right away before the management comes looking for you.
BUT I didn't. I am not that fast on my feet. The fact that I said anything at all surprised me. So if you are one of those who do not pay the appropriate unit price for your goods, watch out... I am watching you.
And if you are the guy whom I ran into today. Shame on you. I hope your trail mix had bugs in it.